Baghdad Girl

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Wednesday, November 02, 2005

A cat story

Hi, I found this story and I hope you like it..

There was a man who hated his wife's cat, and one day he decided to get rid of it, he drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there, The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home.
The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened, he kept increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept coming home before him, At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, pass the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.
Hour later.... The man calls his wife at home and asked her, "Jen, is the cat there?" "Yes, why do you ask?'' answered the wife, the man said," Put that damn cat on the phone, I am lost and I need directions''.

Happy Eid....

Raghda

26 Comments:

  • At 6:01 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Happy eid to to you too, eid mubarak!

     
  • At 8:02 PM , Blogger David said...

    Raghda, this is a very funny story! :) Cats are sometimes smarter than people!

    I read Najma's blog and she said she is in Baghdad. I hope that you, Najma, Hnk, Dalia, and all the rest of your family will have a Happy Eid together!

     
  • At 6:49 AM , Blogger Raghda Zaid said...

    Yes we are having a very nice time together, thank you..

     
  • At 10:07 AM , Blogger Aunt Najma said...

    Raghda,
    Great story, funny!!
    I should find myself a cat to lead me home when I lose my way!! It MUST come to use one day!!
    Lend me one ;) And make sure it's as cute as you are!!

     
  • At 10:40 AM , Blogger Raghda Zaid said...

    Sure I have 8 cats you can chose any one you like(except the gray kitten because it is mine) but you have to take care of her very well.

     
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  • At 5:36 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Very informative.

    Lawk Salih
    www.lawksalih.com

     
  • At 9:00 AM , Blogger Lance Kates said...

    I have to say, I like your blog. I'm not even really a cat person, but when taking a break from work, I like to look at your pictures of cats. If you take them yourself, I'd say you have a good future in photography.

    That's just the opinion of a guy from Oklahoma, USA.

     
  • At 5:11 PM , Blogger Fayrouz said...

    That was a very cute story.

    Happy Eid to you and your family.

     
  • At 8:31 PM , Anonymous Diane from Pa. USA. said...

    Raghda. I loved our story,I LOL( means-Laughed out loud)I love cats, we have 8 cats, 2 females & 6 males. I love the picutres of the cats and they remind me of all the cat that we had that passed away and still have. Diane from Pa.

     
  • At 7:38 AM , Blogger Hassan said...

    Hey Raghooda,

    Heheee.. very funny it really made me laugh. Keep it up..

     
  • At 12:56 PM , Blogger Jack Bennett said...

    That was a very funny story, Raghda. Thank you and Happy Eid!

     
  • At 6:54 PM , Blogger Meemo said...

    its so cool gurl, keep on the good work

     
  • At 9:21 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Do you own a cat? What kind of cat do you have?

    College Guide

    dollz

    Ghostwriting

     
  • At 11:05 AM , Blogger Kitty a la Chat said...

    Raghda, I love your story! I don't really have a good sense of direction so maybe if i ever get lost my cats will help me!

     
  • At 4:01 AM , Blogger AmericanPainter said...

    Don't get mad abot this - it's only a joke!

    Toilet Cleaning Instructions:
    1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
    You may need to stand on the lid.

    4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

    6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

    9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

    10. DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY - IT'S ALL A JOKE!!!

     
  • At 2:59 PM , Blogger Joyce said...

    Dear Raghda,
    Loved the story about the cat that could always find it's way home. My prayers are with you and your family.
    Joyce in usa

     
  • At 10:04 PM , Blogger Queen Bee said...

    Hahaha.....

     
  • At 4:19 PM , Blogger Joe said...

    Raghda, Thank you for the fun and uplifting post of cats! I am amazed at you spirit and strength. I dought very few here in America could live through what you and your family are and still find beauty in the world. Keep safe and keep up the cats!!

    Joe Seattle, USA

     
  • At 11:51 PM , Blogger On The Rebound said...

    If only you knew how my day was going. I was searching for one thing and I ended up here. Now you see how that might affect me!

     
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  • At 1:04 PM , Anonymous eric said...

    Dear Iraqi Girl,

    I would like to know how Iraq is really going, and I am concerned that the media in the USA (I live in Los Angeles) are only giving bad news all the time. I suspect there are many positive developments that do not get reported.

    I would like to hear opinions of real Iraqis living everywhere, since that would be more informative to me.

    I am Jewish, and while I hate terrorists and radical Islam, I deeply respect and admire moderate Islam.

    I would consider it an honor and a privilege if you would add my blog “The Tygrrrr Express” www.blacktygrrrr.wordpress.com to your list of linked sites if you feel the quality is high.

    Happy June and God Bless.

    eric

    P.S. I love all animals, including dogs and cats.

     

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