A cat story
There was a man who hated his wife's cat, and one day he decided to get rid of it, he drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there, The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home.
The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened, he kept increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept coming home before him, At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, pass the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.
Hour later.... The man calls his wife at home and asked her, "Jen, is the cat there?" "Yes, why do you ask?'' answered the wife, the man said," Put that damn cat on the phone, I am lost and I need directions''.